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Byzantine Belarsky (Part 6)

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50 trillion years HAD passed, and Sidor Belarsky had figured it out. He didn't need to find a new body. In fact, the easiest thing to do was to build one. In fact, he built a planet to house his brainwaves, and played God on this planet. He started life, and the life gave way to new life, and so on. Strange beings rose on the planet and died, and all of this was part of his sadistic game. It was a sort of attempt to find the perfect being, and he did. These hyper-intelligent (Or, compared to the other beings on the planet) beings flourished, extincting the entire populations of other species on this planet. This species also built great cities, and began to even leave the planet to colonize more. They span the entire galaxy at this point. Then, Sidor calls all the beings to the home planet, for one rousing speech
"HUMANS" he says
"I HAVE CREATED YOU FOR A PURPOSE"
"MANY YEARS AGO, A GROUP OF BEINGS BY THE NAME OF THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE BETRAYED YOU. THESE BEINGS ARE NOT HUMAN. THEY COME FROM ANOTHER GALAXY, AND ARE LED BY A MAN. NAY, NOT A MAN, A MONSTER, KNOWN AS AVEY TARE. YOUR GOAL IS TO HUNT DOWN AND DESTROY EVERY SINGLE LAST MEMBER OF THIS EVIL EMPIRE. NOW GO MY MEN, AND BURN, PILLAGE, AND REMOVE KEBAB. FOR EARTH!"
The huge crowd of men cheered, and ran off, to hunt and save their universe. The battle raged hard, and it lasted for over a million years. In the end, the victor was clear! It was humanity! And so, the universe was ended, as it's main purpose was finally finished. The white race was victourious, and with that, the great Nazi Empire rested, ready to face it's enemy once more, as the universe reset

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